All NGOs across country have dropped the save tiger projects and are pledging to save Salman's fan, the species which is decling faster than the endangered animal.
The alarm was raised when the over crowded and always booked multiplex even for horrendous of movies reported that they are running shows of Salman's without any audience.Even the black marketers had not faced so much loss during recession.Studies showed that the unique species ( Salman's Fans) had started showing a decline when Salman Khan was spotted shirtless with hair band,over bulky body, and was heard speaking in a foreign accent. Still the NGOs kept hope and were optimistic about there growth in coming future. But the panic button was hit after the release of "Wanted" and the release of "Veer" was the last nail in the coffin.Even the staunch followers of the superstar have started committing suicide after hearing the dialogue "Ek baar kharab movie banane ka commitment kar liya, phir main apne aap ki bhi bahi sunta".
Salman too is upset about this and blames poaching by other actors like Aamir Khan for making master pieces like 3 Idiots and brain washing the innocent fans. Lets hope for the best and pray that we are not deprived of these rare species.
(Disclaimer - Just an attempt to show the declining quality of movies from the superstar and keeping fingers crossed for good ones in the future.)
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