Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Animals chase away PWLA(People Who Love Animals) officials !!!


In a shocking incident, PWLA officials who were carrying out a protest march in front of Jantar Mantar for animal rights were chased away by stray dogs and other animals.The animal committee has raised a concern that PWLA officials are jackals under the garb of a goat and are doing more harm than good.

The whistle was raised when a chicken,who was crossing the road in Chandini Chowk, saw the treasurer of PWLA enjoying butter chicken along with tandoori roti. The chicken was aghast when the treasurer threw the last uneaten piece of chicken to the stray dog who showing solidarity with the dead chicken did not eat it. Since then reports of animal torture by PWLA are pouring in. In a breaking news, Tiger, the puppy of the secretary of PWLA has secretly smsed that his master is enjoying beef sizzler in a popular joint.

Suspicion was smelled about a month back when 2 chickens, 1 cow and a pig, who were approached by PWLA officials for joining them in the protest for civil rights for animals, were reported missing. PWLA officials were contacted right after the protest where they feigned ignorance and zoomed away for a secret dinner party after the successful protest. A comment by the daughter of one of the official " I love animals, they are very tasty" has added fuel to fire.

The situation is grim now and animals need a real messiah to help them and fight for there rights.

Disclaimer - This is not to malign the efforts of any group or individual. This piece of write up came from a thought, Shouldn't people who protest for animals be vegetarians first ?

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