Hospitals have reported a sudden increase in the intake of pagals after the release of PagalGuy B School rankings.
Reports started coming after hospitals saw baffled people appearing in numbers to the hospital. Most of them were holding their two fingers up in a V shape and jumping from one toe to the another which seemed to be a Pagal Guy ritual.
Deeper probes in the matter revealed that PagalGuy categorized there rankings in tabs like "overall", "women","freshers","work ex","aspirants","MBA students" and "alumni". "Overall" meant rankings according to the whole of India,"women" meant rankings according to women and similar meanings for all. A fresher who was also an aspirant went berserk when he saw that his favourite college was 19th in the fresher's list and 91 in the aspirant's list. A girl who was a fresher and came from abroad ran back to her native place. She felt it is not a good idea to do management from a country where rankings are so unmanaged.
Meanwhile the doctors are wondering what can the V mean, Victory or Vanquished !!!
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