In a breaking news making rounds on TV channels, the Cat fraternity has decided to sue IIMs on the charges of defamation.
The Cats were quite proud when the IIMs introduces the online version but they were shocked when the the whole version crumpled down like a castle of cards and the cats were subjected to insult and mockery. All online sites lambasted them and grieved students started throwing stones at them.
To protect their respect and integrity, Cats also tried damage control measures. They volunteered to replace the clueless proctors and help the students. But the apathy of IIMs kicked their endeavor out. It is reported that few cats were hospitalized due to dehydration as they were not allowed to take water bottles inside the test room.Also when the cat committee approached the IIMs, they feigned ignorance by blaming a testing centre called Prometric...
Reports are also making rounds that the feline creatures have also kept the option of out of court settlement. They want the IIMs to rename the test as RAT ( Repeat Again Test) and to be made a party of the deal with Prometric
Meanwhile, the cities which used to be filled with hoardings mentioning NIIT have found that those hoardings have mysteriously disappeared.
Disclaimer : The information in this write up is fictitious (if somebody has still not guessed) with no intention to malign the heros (IIMs, prometric, NIIT or cats). This is to read, enjoy and forget.
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