CAT results lost !!

A mole in the Prometric CAT team has leaked the information that the results of CAT will not be declared by the end of Feb.

Prometric had earlier announced that the results will be out by the mid of Feb and then later by the end of Feb but now when the end itself has come then Prometric is speechless. The mole informs that due to technical glitches and breach of security the results are lost !!! Access of the results database is giving nothing but twitter updates of Karan Johar and SRK.

Some secret pics were also leaked from the Prometric office showing prometric officials deleting all there details from google map and wiping out there internet footprints.Meanwhile, vigilante groups have started keeping a close watch on there office to ensure that prometric doesnt flee off.

(Disclaimer - Piece of satire to show what mockery has been made of the whole process.Even God doesn't know when the results will come. IIMs and CAT are revered by the students but there apathy towards students and their future has left everybody furious.)

People go Pagal after seeing PagalGuy Rankings.

Hospitals have reported a sudden increase in the intake of pagals after the release of PagalGuy B School rankings.

Reports started coming after hospitals saw baffled people appearing in numbers to the hospital. Most of them were holding their two fingers up in a V shape and jumping from one toe to the another which seemed to be a Pagal Guy ritual.

Deeper probes in the matter revealed that PagalGuy categorized there rankings in tabs like "overall", "women","freshers","work ex","aspirants","MBA students" and "alumni". "Overall" meant rankings according to the whole of India,"women" meant rankings according to women and similar meanings for all. A fresher who was also an aspirant went berserk when he saw that his favourite college was 19th in the fresher's list and 91 in the aspirant's list. A girl who was a fresher and came from abroad ran back to her native place. She felt it is not a good idea to do management from a country where rankings are so unmanaged.

Meanwhile the doctors are wondering what can the V mean, Victory or Vanquished !!!

Winters.. Where art thou ?

I don't know if global warming is causing the Himalayan glaciers to melt away but i do know that weather of Bangalore has become warmer over the period of years.

Still remember the time when Bangalore had a cool weather throughout the year. The mornings used to be pleasant and nights always had a breeze and nip of coolness. The winters used to be perfect, cold enough to enjoy the hot tea in blanket and not so cold to freeze the bones.However winter came in spurts this year with mostly warm nights and warmer days.

So here I am in bed,reminiscing about the winters when i used to wear muffler, gloves and socks to bed and dive inside layers of blankets, looking at my forlorn blanket and wondering if i will get a chance to use it again this year.

If this is the affect of global warming then we need to act fast. Bangalore, the king of cities in extreme weather, is loosing its crown.

Project Save Salman Khan Fans

All NGOs across country have dropped the save tiger projects and are pledging to save Salman's fan, the species which is decling faster than the endangered animal.

The alarm was raised when the over crowded and always booked multiplex even for horrendous of movies reported that they are running shows of Salman's without any audience.Even the black marketers had not faced so much loss during recession.Studies showed that the unique species ( Salman's Fans) had started showing a decline when Salman Khan was spotted shirtless with hair band,over bulky body, and was heard speaking in a foreign accent. Still the NGOs kept hope and were optimistic about there growth in coming future. But the panic button was hit after the release of "Wanted" and the release of "Veer" was the last nail in the coffin.Even the staunch followers of the superstar have started committing suicide after hearing the dialogue "Ek baar kharab movie banane ka commitment kar liya, phir main apne aap ki bhi bahi sunta".

Salman too is upset about this and blames poaching by other actors like Aamir Khan for making master pieces like 3 Idiots and brain washing the innocent fans. Lets hope for the best and pray that we are not deprived of these rare species.

(Disclaimer - Just an attempt to show the declining quality of movies from the superstar and keeping fingers crossed for good ones in the future.)